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Title: The Legend

Writer: Kurt Busiek
Artist: Cary Nord
Color: Dave Stewart
Letters: Richard Starkings and Comicraft
Design: Darin Fabrick
Asst. Editor: Jeremy Barlow and Matt Dryer
Editor: Scott Allie

1926, Brownwood, Texas – nine women are exciting a great deal of attention on the campus of Howard Payne College. They have stationed themselves near the entrance to the school paper, The Yellow Jacket. Calliope is particularly intent, examining each of the students who walks past. Clio has moved to the center of the campus where she now stands on a soapbox, lecturing any and all on the values that can be gained by a close examination of history. Erato has wandered off in order to watch the football team practice. Terpsichore dances about on the lawn. Euterpe is singing ‘Ramona’ by Gene Austin. Melpomene is the only one actually reading the school newspaper. Urania is quietly suggesting to one of the academic reporters that he start an astrology column. Thalia is very obviously thinking very intently.

Polyhymnia has cornered a stubby young man who can’t find the right words to escape the conversation with this bizarre woman. He looks like a deer trapped in her headlights. Panic flashes across his face when Polyhymnia calls to Thalia. Somehow, Polyhymnia leaves the conversation, but Thalia now corners the young man. She tells him to try humor. He might have a talent for it.

This was pretty much how Robert E. Howard got his start. Because he was funny and could write, we have Conan. Because Howard could not deal with the death of his mother, we have a character than many, many writers have grafted onto. Busiek has the same opportunities and faces the same pitfalls as his predecessors.

This issue introduces the character of Conan the Cimmerian through the eyes of a Prince and his Wazir, who stumble upon a fallen statue of the great barbarian. Intrigued, the Prince orders the Wazir to find out about the subject of the statue, dead a long time. The words of the Wazir provide the setting of the impending comic book series. We learn of the lands and are given a brief sketch of Conan’s career. It will be interesting to see what becomes of the Prince and the Wazir. They may prove to be nothing more than vessels for reintroduction of Conan into the comic waters or they could provide an interesting commentary on the lives lived and the choices made so long before themselves.

The last page of the pamphlet transcribes a conversation between Busiek and Nord. They discuss the technique of coloring Nord’s pencils directly without an intervening inker. It works well on some pages, like the scenic landscapes on page seven. On the other hand, page eight seems marred by the colorist trying to define figures with a thick black line. I suspect that it may take a few issues to get the formula just right and it may prove enjoyable to observe the learning curve.

Oh, and I’d appreciate it if Arnold would appoint Grace Jones to some high-falutin’ California post.

March, 2004

Family Valued: Games Families Will Play

Families that are far more organized than ours have regular Game Nights. For us, the playing of games is usually sparked by the question, “So you wanna play a game or somethin’?” Remarkably, this happens with some regularity, so we are always on the lookout for a good game that requires a minimum of electricity and provides a maximum of fun. We do not denigrate competition and we like a game that interests everyone in the household, including guests of various ages (and attention spans).

In the interest of sharing, here are some of our better discoveries. The list goes beyond the usual manufacturers, but you ought to be able to order them through any of the local specialty stores or on the Internet (imagine that).

Fluxx (Looney Labs): “the card game with ever-changing rules”; truly fun for all ages because every turn gives you the opportunity to change the rules on your parents and really annoy them.
The Settlers of Catan (Mayfair Games): “a game of discovery, settlement, and trade”; wooden blocks make roads and buildings on an island that can change every time you play.
DinoHunt (Steve Jackson Games)” “bring ‘em back alive”; a card game with the type of detail and information to make any dino-phile happy.
Family Puzzle (F.X. Schmid): not an individual game, but a product line; 300-500 piece circular puzzles with pieces in three different sizes so each age group can work on part; well-made and assembly can last just long enough for everyone to chill out while you all listen to some cool music and sip a mellow beverage of your choice.
X-bugs (Steve Jackson Games): “microscopic mayhem”; tiddlywinks with insects and bedlam; not for the tiddly-challenged, but does not require literacy.

February, 2006

Family Valued: Feline Violence

This week, a randomly selected nine-year-old and I will discuss the Warriors series by Erin Hunter. The books are a recent discovery in our household and seem to be catching on at school.

What made you start reading these books?
I did this summer reading thing and you could get a free book if you read eight books. I read eight books and they had the first Warriors book and some other books that weren’t so cool. I didn’t think the Warriors book was going to be so cool, but it was. If you want to know, it’s called Into the Wild. After I read that book, I kept looking for the other books since I liked it so much. The one I just finished was the third book: Forest of Secrets.

Why are the books called Warriors?
They’re about warrior cats that hunt and protect their clans. A clan is a group of wild cats who live together.

So there’s lots of violence?
Well, a lot of violence if you consider tons of cats scratching, shredding, biting, and tearing each other to pieces.

So you don’t think that’s a lot of violence?
Nope, compared to some things that I’ve seen.

Exactly what have you seen?
Well, on some kids shows.

What kids shows?
Teen Titans, Justice League Unlimited,… and that’s it. But you don’t have to worry about the cats using bad language. They only use semi-rude words. And some parts are sad.

Who do you think would enjoy the books?
People who like cats and adventure.

September, 2005