Ray Bolger (Hunk/The Scarecrow) def. Everett Sloane (Mr. Bernstein) 7-5
Joseph Cotton (Jedediah Leland) def. Frank Morgan (Prof. Marvel/ The Wizard) 12-10
Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch) pins Agnes Moorehead (Mary Kane) in 4:21
Orson Welles (Charles Foster Kane) pins Judy Garland (Dorothy Gale) in :03
Billie Burke (Glinda, the Good Witch) def. Dorothy Comingore (Susan Alexander Kane) 3-1
Wizard of Oz Defeats Citizen Kane 3-2
#1
Approaching tollbooth
Rumble strips rattle the car
Unable to pay
#2
Carsick and weary
Each bump disturbs my slumber
Landscape unchanging
#3
Backseat blasphemy
Space divided equally
Do not touch neighbor
#4
Noise throughout the night
I stare at the peeling paint
Room is too near pool
#5
Big tractor-trailer
Passing me on the incline
My car is too old
#6
Lying on a seatbelt
Glasses coming off
Must fix them when I wake
#7
Nothing to do
Getting carsick
Trees
We’ll need pigblinds.
Bacon will taste different and occasionally include buckshot.
Geese will be less annoying, in comparison.
No longer a herd, but a flock. Not a sty, but a nest.
Airplane engines will have pigcatchers installed.
Even more people will say “when Hell freezes over.”