Monthly Archives: April 2017

E. E. Cummings (YGtCTO Words #47)

nobody loses all the time


Poem by e.e. cummings

For just one moment, forget arguments about what to include in the science curriculum of our schools. I want to be there for the discussion about including Cummings in the English coursework. I like to believe that it was a retired teacher with a hidden rebellious streak- maybe just a little ticked about having to spend so much time on Longfellow and so little on Yeats. “Why don’t we include a couple things by that Cummings fellow?” with a twinkle in the eye.

That twinkle in the eye was also how you could register the coolness of your English teacher. Let’s face it- first look at a poem by e.e. cummings and you wondered if the teacher was screwing with you. We have spent half our life learning the rules of grammar and now you’re telling us we can throw them out the window! #$%@! What’s the point?

If they really wanted to mess with you, the teacher then started calling on the “smart ones” in the class to read out loud. This worked especially well if approached with nonchalance and no preamble. Not that I’m speaking from personal experience, but it worked wonders if you wanted to see your students turn bright red (running out of breath) as they struggled to insert pauses in appropriate places. Then the wonder of wonders happened and the whole class arrives at the rhythm of the poem together. That first light of understanding, quickly followed by questions from the back row about why the poet did this.

Well, maybe he wanted to mess with high school students

E. E. Cummings

It’s interesting
how we first see the cracks in life. We spend our toddler-hood building huge walls to insulate and protect ourselves from the darkness. We spend the first years of school collaborating on a shared vision that allows us to agree on the way the world will operate. Our pre-adolescence is when we take turns standing on one another’s shoulders to see over the walls into the darkness. Mostly, we come back with reports like, “Yep, looks scary out there.” Recognition that we must gird our loins for the long haul usually drives us deep into our private communities and/or our studies.

So, it takes a pretty big fissure to make us look at all the assumptions that have gotten us that far. Plus, you need a certain willingness to see the paths not taken.

For about a minute, I loved the first cummings poem I saw because his lines were short. This was going to fly by, leaving more time for daydreaming. Rather quickly, I hated it. I was not yet jaded by all the various ways that poets paint blank pages with words, so I only knew that this guy was making it harder than it had to be.

And then the horizon moved back.

I could see a little further. Perhaps I didn’t fully comprehend the implications of what had been set in motion, but ideas had begun incubating. You see, Cummings accomplished the trifecta: he annoyed you just enough to make you argue with him; he didn’t make his art so obscure that you wanted to throw your hands in the air with exasperation; and he entertained the audience thoroughly.

What’s it all about?

You’ve Got to Check This Out is a blog series about music, words, and all sorts of artistic matters. It started with an explanation. 160 more to go.

New additions to You’ve Got to Check This Out release regularly. Also, free humor, short works, and poetry post irregularly. Receive notifications on Facebook by friending or following Craig.

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Blood, Sweat & Tears (YGtCTO Music #47)

Lisa, Listen to Me

Song written by David Clayton-Thomas andDick Halligan, performed by Blood, Sweat & Tears

I just got chills hearing the opening chords of this song from Blood, Sweat & Tears. No one plays this tune anymore… it takes me back…

Where I grew up, someone at the local radio station really liked Chicago (the band…). No summer day passed without a trek to the neighborhood swimming pool, which was just down the street. We wiled away hours in the water, with breaks during the adult and teen swims, which cleared the pool for five minutes while the grown-ups did laps or the adolescents had chicken fights. Our only option was to squander the coins cadged from parents at the snack bar and collapse in a heap on our towels while we listened to the music blaring over the foghorns strategically scattered about the fence for maximum deafness. Saturday in the Park must have been a national hit. Our local station ensured we knew the lyrics by heart… and… yep, still do.

Later, when I started my own record collection through the good offices of my older brothers, I selected albums based on the age old criteria of “Hey, this has that song on it- you know it goes like [bad singing]- and it’s only ninety-nine cents- it’s got to be good.”

It is not too far a leap from there to seeking out greatest hits compilations. That’s a lot more bang for your buck when all you have is a buck. Some groups made that difficult or were priced too high- The Beatles, The Rolling Stones… So, the trick was finding a recording artist during a low time of their popularity. Blood, Sweat & Tears’ Greatest Hits somehow fell in that category one day. It may have been condition related- I remember some bent corners.

Blood, Sweat & Tears

The loudest record player
in the house was in the living room, so I had to wait for my parents to leave before I felt the environment was adequately prepared. The routine involved starting the record, grabbing the album cover and sleeve, and then settling into the comfy chair. You needed the accompanying materials to study as you made that first listen.

Let me tell you- I was shocked, simply shocked. Where had these people been my whole life? Wait a second, what are the dates here? Who wrote these songs? Who is in this band? How do I find out more? There was a limit who I could ask. Contemporaries would feign knowledge, at best. Even worse, I could only display so much ignorance before my much wiser older siblings. If only there was some all-knowing tome available… (note to self, invent Wikipedia somewhere down the road… only years too late).

I owe Blood, Sweat & Tears a debt that can never be repaid. They introduced me to jazz and Laura Nyro and a couple songs that remain my litmus test for quality. Then, there was the last song on their greatest hits, God Bless the Child. The name “Billie Holiday” stuck with me, thank heavens.

What’s it all about?

You’ve Got to Check This Out is a blog series about music, words, and all sorts of artistic matters. It started with an explanation. 161 more to go.

New additions to You’ve Got to Check This Out release regularly. Also, free humor, short works, and poetry post irregularly. Receive notifications on Facebook by friending or following Craig.

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2006 Holiday Event Calendar

–This one was edited heavily prior to publication; probably for the best

We here at Family Values Central couldn’t help but notice a recent influx of events for this April 1 holiday. Venturing to the City sub-basement, we confronted the Junior Correspondent in Charge of Press Releases and Staff Tattoos. (His desk had to be moved after an unpleasant incident last April involving the editor, four ounces of vinegar, and a raccoon.) According to the J.C.C.P.R.S.T., “You’d have to be a fool not to call ahead.” Bearing that in mind, here’s the Family Valued April Fool’s Day Calendar:

Event: Gilli-Con’s Island — film series (featuring the entire run of Gilligan’s Planet), collectibles, costume contest, special appearance by Ed Wade of The Wellingtons, UR River Campus 9-1 a.m. Free.

Special Event: Museum of Science Christmas in April Craft Show — crafts, cookies, hot apple cider, holiday music, Museum of Science, 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. $2.98 (exact change appreciated).

Exhibition: Memorial Art Gallery Family Fun Day, 1 p.m.: You Can’t Spell Family Without Me, Michael Jackson | 1:05 p.m. Drown Out the Talk Downstairs, Italian Baroque Organ Recital | 2-4 p.m. Let’s Take Down Some of This Stuff and Play With It, Upper Galleries as the mood takes you. Free, bring your own crayons for coloring on the walls.

Lecture: “Mammoth Cave Echoes Lots and Lots” Infant Spelunkers’ Spring Fling, little Johnny Chilliwack, Not-Quite-Nappytime Series at Nazareth Arts Center, 1:30 p.m. — everybody-go-nappy. Free.

Theater: August & Henrik Spell Fun!, visiting artists Ünd Yør Mūūse Tūū Theatre Køllektief from Stockholm present their interpretation of the works of Ibsen and Strindberg for the entire family, with mimes. One performance only, Geva Nextstage, 2:00 p.m. $39.50.

Benefit: Rochester Area Taxidermy Society Father/Daughter Banquet and Pet Exchange, Riverside Convention Center, 5-8 p.m. $35 and 2 air fresheners.

Film: The March of the Curious Lion and the Shaggy Witches by the Dozen (G): Jim Brown leads an all-star, merry band through a treacherous landscape populated by Vanilla Ice, Reese Witherspoon (with a hand puppet shaped like last year’s Best Actress winner), 9 penguins, and a soy latte. Director Wes Craven captures the whimsy of the acclaimed novel and manages to get an amazing performance out of a herd of gerbils. Movies 10, $2.00 (free chew toy to first 100 children).