German Schnorrer

Toy Farter

Norman Crotch Sniffer: “enthusiastic greeter”

Highland Leg Humper

Burmese Crapsalot

Black & Blue Tile Skater

French Wheezer

Chinese Low-slung Hungwell

Spitland Lap Drooler

Cane Assa Nozzo

Alpine Gran Chihuahua

Whittler

Saharan Water Pointer

Puki

Bronx Mug

Miniature Soft-coated Stiffi

Domesticated Virginia Wolf

Bertram Russell Terrier: “the only breed judged on declamation”

Wee Scottish Ghostie

Bluffing Mastiff

Wire-haired Wadi Rollin

Borderline Collie

Pacific Purebred Pitiable

St. Joan Orthodox Hound

Slobrador Reliever